The Wii Didn’t Start the Fire - A Brief History of Video Games

Zerei Chrono Trigger (denovo) a alguns dias atrás

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Ralph Baer, Brown Box, Odyssey and Magnavox

M.I.T., OXO, Spacewar! and Pong

Coleco and Intellivision, Atari (then Activision)

Miyamoto, and Nintendo, plumbers- Donkey Kong

Space Invaders, Pac-man, Samus and her stellar cans

Dig Dug, Turbo, Frogger, Q*bert, Mario

Game crash ’83- adios Atari

ET buried still, Albuquerque Landfill!

CHORUS

The Wii didn’t start the fire

How we’ve done some growin’

Since our cartridge blowin’

The Wii didn’t start the fire

With our fingers bleeding

We were quarter feeding

NES, Luigi, Bowser, Tetris, Yoshi

Master System, Castlevania, Final Fanstasy

Dragon Quest, Megaman, Wolfenstein and Bomberman

Zelda rap, look it up “Your parents help you hook it up!”

Neo Geo, Genesis, Game Boy, SNES

Sonic series, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, FINISH HIM!

Carmen Sandiago chase, Kirby likes to stuff his face

Virtual Boy- what’s in store? “…a Nintendo 64!”

CHORUS

Star Fox, Rumble Pak, Ocarina, plumber’s back

Goldeneye, Perfect Game- Perfect Dark, not the same

Sega Saturn, CD ROM, Playstation, Pokemon

Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Square Enix and Ubisoft

Aeris eats it, Quake, Doom, Monkey Island™, Bandicoot

Gran Turismo nice car, Gordon Freeman crow bar

Thief, Homeworld, Silent Hill, Starcraft, Resident Evil

Bowser racing Mario, Myst and Grim Fandango!

CHORUS

Dreamcast, online play, PS2 and GTA

Smash Bros, Halo, hand/controller ratio

Way too many Pokemon, Sims come over while you’re gone

DDR, KOTOR, Warcraft 3 and God of War

Prince of Persia, Kindom Hearts, Havoc flailing body parts

WOW arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves and ruined lives!

CHORUS

Santa brought a 360, Bluray on the PS3

Gameboy second screen, watch your grandma play the Wii

Space Marines and Red Rings, Let me skip the cutscenes,

Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic headstock

LIVE thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghosttown

Gabe and Tycho, Mountain Dew, G4, Yahtzee, Chip Tune

Motion sensors all the same, Blizzard gives us one campaign

DLC, “Screw the fee!” 3DS and Half Life 3!

CHORUS

The Wii didn’t start the fire

Yeah gaming’s on a roll

Just look at Uwe Boll, ‘we Boll, ‘we Boll, Wii Bowl….